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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！
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老婆正在厨房做午饭，我跟她打了一声招呼后，小心翼翼地来到了阳台上，偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋，里面空落落的一无所有。此时，我的额头上已渗出汗珠。
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本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制，自结婚至今，除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间，我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服，让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱，那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。
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+ _3 o0 `( m) `7 v* J' p& k 中午，老婆搞了4个菜，1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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我说：老婆，今天怎么这么破费？
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老婆说：来尝尝，这是狼心，那是狗肺！
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) `8 _$ i1 a9 Q/ k# R" A$ K9 I 老婆柳眉倒竖，说：这是狼心狗肺，专门给你买的。% C) K" O& L- E* m0 J) W
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7 u4 d; |- Z& j( m3 i( Q 我心想再不承认，我可要倒霉了，就说：谢谢你的好意，谢谢你给我洗衣服。 ` X/ r7 _& [( Y5 ?5 P. {
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* I% F% p0 T: T% x 老婆说：我看你最近很忙，忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有，我是实在看不下去了，人靠衣裳马靠鞍，大夏天的，衣服要勤换勤洗！
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) w# M, u3 y+ v! h' j" w1 Z# S" \ 我说：是是是，可是我、我口袋里的钱呢？
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老婆说：老实说，哪里来的钱？是不是又去打麻将了？4 R; O/ C- R( H! F- l C$ b$ v f
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老婆说：一个大男人，要有大志，要想方设法去赚钱养家，你看看你，天天就知道打麻将，你再这样下去，人都会废掉的。
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老婆的一席话，深深地触动了我的神经。是啊，最近一段时间，我是白天背着老婆去打麻将，晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博，没有时间去关心老婆，也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业，整个人彻彻底底变了。, J7 T2 Y/ ^" P. H* M: e# k" E
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老婆又说：我又不是不让你玩，有时间就玩玩，咱不能把菠菜当成主业，不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。; Q1 p+ p) t! f: W: o8 e) S
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