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~*胸毛出品*~:【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨,如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解,请及时联系我,我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远!
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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)
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过瘾个大头鬼!!!说了这是课堂,叫兽是要教你们东西的!
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来来来,胸毛叫兽给你们划一下重点,都拿笔记好了:
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